Introducing... James Hook

Cadaverous and blackavized with dark eyes and long dark curls, I have a handsome countenance and an elegance of diction even when swearing.

I wear a large feathered hat, a red coat, and black knee breeches. My dress has somewhat aped the attire associated with the name of Charles II.

In a word, I am the handsomest man ever seen, though, at the same time, perhaps slightly disgusting. While I am an evil and bloodthirsty man, I am also a magnificent pirate and not wholly unheroic.

I wear a big iron hook in place of my left hand, which was cut off by the abismal Peter Pan and fed to a saltwater crocodile.

I was formally educated at Eton.