Song List for A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
| Title | Sung By | Lyrics | iTunes Download | Buy Sheet Music |
| Comedy Tonight | Prologus, Proteans and Company | [PSEUDOLUS] Something familiar, Something peculiar, Something for everyone: A comedy tonight! Something appealing, Something appalling, Somet... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Love, I Hear | Hero | [HERO] Now that we're alone, may I tell you: I've been feeling very strange. Either something's in the air, or else a change Is happening in me. ... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Free | Pseudolus and Hero | [PSEUDOLUS] Oh, what a word! Oh, what a word! Say it again. [HERO] Free! [PSEUDOLUS] I often thought, I often dreamed how it would be-- A... | Download Now | Go Now |
| The House of Marcus Lycus | Lycus, Pseudolus and Courtesans | ... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Lovely | Philia and Hero | [PHILIA] I'm lovely, All I am is lovely. Lovely is the one thing I can do. Winsome, What I am is winsome, Radiant as in some Dream come true.... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Everybody Ought to Have a Maid | Senex, Pseudolus, Hysterium and Lycus | [SENEX] Everybody ought to have a maid, Everybody ought to have a working girl, Everybody ought to have a lurking girl To putter around the house.... | Download Now | Go Now |
| I'm Calm | Hysterium | [HYSTERIUM] I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm perfectly calm, I'm utterly under control. I haven't a worry: Where others would hurry I stroll. I'm calm, ... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Impossible | Senex and Hero | [SENEX] Why did he look at her that way? [HERO] Why did he look at her that way? [SENEX & HERO] Must be my imagination. [SENEX] She's a l... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Bring Me My Bride | Miles Gloriosus, Pseudolus, Courtesans and Proteans | [SOLDIERS] One, two! One, two! [MILES] We not only fought, but we won, too! [SOLDIERS] One, two! One, two! Left, right! Left, right! [MIL... | Download Now | Go Now |
| That Dirty Old Man | Domina | [DOMINA] For over thirty years I've cried myself to sleep, Assailed by doubts and fears So great the gods themselves would weep. The moment I am ... | Download Now | Go Now |
| That'll Show Him | Philia | [PHILIA] Let the Captain wed me and woo me, I will play my part. Let him make his mad passion to me, You will have my heart. He can have the body... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Lovely (Reprise) | Pseudolus and Hysterium | [PSEUDOLUS] You're lovely, Absolutely lovely. Who'd believe the loveliness of you? Perfect, Sweet and warm and winsome, Radiant as in some Drea... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Funeral Sequence and Dance | Miles Gloriosus, Pseudolus, Courtesans and Proteans | [MILES] Sound the flute, Blow the horn, Pluck the lute, Forward, mourn! [MOURNERS] Ahh...ahhh...ahhhh... [MILES] Ah! [MOURNERS] Ah! ... | Download Now | Go Now |
| Comedy Tonight (Reprise) | Company | [PSEUDOLUS] Lovers divided Get co-incided. Something for everyone-- [HERO & PHILIA] A comedy tonight! [PSEUDOLUS] Father and mother Get o... | Download Now | Go Now |
