Introducing... Mark Wilt
People deem me a saucy creature, a wit of no common degree, a pantaloon, brigand, a piece of eight. I am a bon vivant, raconteur, writer and actor,
With my freakishly large head, piercing eyes, long, thick torso and stubby legs, I am usually cast as a supporting player, a member of the ensemble This is how the forces of the universe aligned themselves at the moment of my conception. The cosmos determined that I am a character actor.
As far as musical theatre is concerned, I can sell a song to Eskimos. Within my six note range, I'm golden. However, I am an extremely dangerous dancer. Do not approach me while gyrating. Call a police officer, relative or trusted friend.