Broadway Notable Quotable

[Phantom997]

I've seen a lot of these on other sites, but I'd like to see what you awesome StageAgent people can come up with
Please post any memorable musical quotes you have.

"I was a boy scout once, and a brownie, until some brat got scared." ~Angel Dumott Schunard~ (Rent)

“What’s WRONG with the way I talk? What’s the big idea? Am I dumb or something?” ~Lina Lamont~ (Singing in the Rain)

“I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But, once in a while, can't you choose someone else?” ~Tevye~ (Fiddler)

[Phantom997]

A few more of my favorites...

“You know how Sister Berta always makes me kiss the floor after we've had a disagreement? Well, lately I've taken to kissing the floor whenever I see her coming, just to save time.” ~Maria~ (Sound of Music)

"I'm sorry, did I scare you? I seem to have that effect on people." ~Elphaba~ (Wicked)

[thisispointless]

"when first i appear, i seem masterious, but when explained, i'm nothing serious." (into the woods)
"the new UPS guy is like walking porn!" (legally blonde)

[kelly3kins12425855371766147088]

"I've taken a trip to the moon. And lemme tell ya Doc, it's not a guy up there, it's a girl!" (Tony-West Side Story)

"Number 17, the spread eagle!" (Velma-Chicago)